*yawn*

[napoleonherself]

Stupid lost hour of sleep.

Stupid Ralph's that overwaters their funky "European-style" lettuce mix so it's way more bitter than it should be.

Stupid... um... give me a minute, I'll think of something.

*is trying out a new LJ client*

Narf.

Comments

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

Stupid Brian?

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Yes! That was it! Thank you for reminding me!

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

No problem! You also forgot to take your medication this morning.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I... take medication?

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

Oh no...you really have forgotten! Quick! See that container of pink pills over there? Take two! Otherwise you're going to turn into a lightbulb.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

But I only see red pills and blue pills...

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

You are the chosen ferret! You are allowed to eat both.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

YAY!

Gang up on ZoëBrian! *chomp*

[id-42.livejournal.com]

*runs, sensing imminent poinging*

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Awww, don't you want to join in the poinging? ;P