Bleh. Milk tastes funny.

[napoleonherself]

So I sawed the health center dietician today (IN HALF), and was basically instructed to get more calcium and fruits and veggies. Bleh. If it takes drinking milk to not get diabetes, then I guess I'll drink milk. Even if it does taste funny and make me feel urpy if I don't take little pills to murder the lactose and then desecrate its corpse.

Fun fact: quite naturally in the course of describing how I come by most of my food, it arose in conversation with ye olde sawed-in-half dietician that I cohabitate with a male. For the rest of the session she referred to mecha as my "partner." Ahh, the wonders of being easily amused.

Then I skipped a couple classes and took a test in the third. I think I did okay.

Notice my new icon. It was here before I got to it. La la.

Naturally, I was going to post other things but forgot them all. Bleh. Bleh, I say.

Comments

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

I've been officially recognized by the university! Hooray!

Ahh, being Jenny's partner is fun, what with all the looooooove and such. Cohabitating is merely the first of the many, many, err, pleasures one can receive from being Jenny's partner.

Yessir. Partner. That's me.

I should go cuddle my partner right now.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

And by "cuddle" you mean "run in terror from the unholy wrath of," right? :P

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Why whatever do you mean, my snugglebunny?

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Hey, feel free to keep digging your own grave as long as you want. And then when I delazify enough to get up and walk into your room, you will learn just how much pain it's possible for your nerves to communicate to your brain. :P

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, pain, huh?

Have I been... naughty again, Mistress?

Oooh, if I've been naughty, then I am in need of... discipline.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

*shudder*

*twitch*

*sob*

...mommy... make the bad man stop...

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

I've really been bad. I insist that you come in here and give me a good thrashing.

Or perhaps... a spankning.

Grrrooowl.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Gimme five minutes, I'll just boil up a pot of water and then DUMP IT ON YOUR HEAD.

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

For the record, I meant to say 'spanking'.

Also, I'd rather you didn't. That would hurt me everso. And then I wouldn't be able to properly frolic with you later, if you catch my meaning.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for the part that tells me why I shouldn't.

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, you like to frolic. All day I hear things like "When can we wildly cavort?" and "Oh I do love to frolic, yes sir mr. metal man" and so forth.

Admit it, you're a frolicing machine.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

See, your hearing things, that's called a "hallucination." You should look into that.

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

I hear lots of things. Sounds, music, Jenny giggling girlishly as I... softly tickle her in... certain places.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

...............yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... eah.

I'll be over here now.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over here.

Away from you.

Yeah.

*RUNS*

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, I tickled you just yesterday so there.

The truth HURTS, OH HOW IT HURTS.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Actually, that's my fist making rapid contact with your face.

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't punch mecha in the face. That might discourage the rampant smooching that goes on around here.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/napoleonherself/631586.html?thread=2657314#t2657314

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Because you like the smooching. So there.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Why, yes, I do, almost as I like having land mines stuffed up my nostrils and then detonated!

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Almost as you like that huh? Well, I didn't expect the exact same sort of liking for the smooches as for... landmines... so that works out then.


SHE HAS ADMITTED IT: SHE WANTS MECHA KISSES.. I GO TO DELIVER SOME NOW

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Sarcasm is lost on you, isn't it.

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Of course not my partner. I just choose to emphasize the positive. Now, DELIVER KISSES!!

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

*delivers PAIN*

more like partners IN CRIME

[ohamsie.livejournal.com]

Haha, you two fight like an old married couple.

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Yes, thank you, now I must huddle in a corner whimpering softly...

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

You could cuddle instead of huddle.

Grooowl

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

NO THANK YOU GOOD SIR

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

OH BUT I INSIST

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I AM AFRAID I MUST REFUSE

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD SO I AGAIN INSIST

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I KILL

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

I YET LIVE

HAHHAHA
CUDDLES INCOMING

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

I KILL AGAIN

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

AND YET I LIVE

FUNNY ABOUT THAT

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

You are a big, mean poopiehead, not dying when I kill you and all.

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[emsworth.livejournal.com]

>Haha, you two fight like an old married couple.

Not the ideal comparison at the present time. It might be more accurate to say that they fight like a lecher pressing unwanted advances on an individual who needs a blunt instrument or a restraining order. Or use of the wolverines.

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

I object though. I am not a lecher.

I am merely appreciative and forthright. So there. Nyah.

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

> I object though. I am not a lecher.

Suuuuure you aren't...

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

I am surely not a lecher. I am as pure and innocent as the newfallen snow.

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

No, you're as pure and innocent as the piles of dark-gray snow that get sludged up in the mall parking lot and then sit there for months.

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

That hurts. I do not sit in the parking lot at a mall for months, I serve the Jenny with my every waking moment.

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

...as few of those as there actually are.

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

I'm awake right now.

Do you require... service... my Jenny?

*wink*

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Yes, there seems to be an infestation in this apartment. Specifically, one fairly large (as in, person-sized) pest. I'd like it removed, please.

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

I'm not wanted.

I go leave to cwy alone.

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Yay! I win!

Re: more like partners IN CRIME

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Only the battle, nevah the war. Mwahahahahahhahahaha