DEATH IS NIGH

[napoleonherself]

So today is the official day that BROOD X comes out. What is BROOD X? Well, technically the "X" is pronounced "ten," and it's only a cicada infestation (albeit the worst of them all, with the biggest group of every-17-years buggies congregating helpfully around Bloomington as the center of this area of distribution), but if you overlook that then it's like something out of a sci-fi movie.

We went looking for their cocoon thingies on trees since they're SUPPOSED to be all over them right now, but we only found one. Alas.







WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE POKEY

Comments

I AM TAKEN ABACK

[yansa.livejournal.com]

BROOD X WILL STEAL YOUR CHEESE AND REPLACE YOUR STOCKINGS WITH FOLGER'S CRYSTALS POKEY

Re: I AM TAKEN ABACK

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

I NEED THAT CHEESE IN ORDER TO MAKE FAJITAS

ACCURSED BUGS

AND SO IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN

[yansa.livejournal.com]

THE BUGS WANT FAJITAS TOO

IT IS A NATIONWIDE EPIDEMIC, SOMETHING AKIN TO THE MACARENA POKEY

I AM, OF COURSE, REFERRING TO THE FAJITAS

[yansa.livejournal.com]

BROOD X PREFERS BRAND X

[ohamsie.livejournal.com]

I have yet to see any Brood X. I am starting to think it is just a myth perpetrated by the government.

OH, BUT IT EXISTS

[yansa.livejournal.com]

BROOD X IS DATING MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER AND HAS RUN OFF WITH MY SPLEEN

Re: OH, BUT IT EXISTS

[ohamsie.livejournal.com]

The whole brood? Dang, your daughter sure gets around.