Q. Cupcake Shamalamadingdong
Aug. 9th, 2004 12:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Well, we just saw The Village. It isn't as abysmally bad as Ebert says it is, we think, but it's still pretty bad.
If you want to have fun discussing all the logical holes in it for the hour after it's over, I heartily recommend seeing it. There are also some good performances, but the real treat is all the stuff that makes no sense. Like, where the hell do all the farm animals poop in this tiny, tiny valley?
OMG MY CURRENT MUSIC IS THE BAD COLOR
Now if you'll excuse me, I've just taken my half-Ambien (more like a third because I can't bite them exactly in half, but eh), so I should brush my teefs and get me ready for bed.
Edit: Spoiler warning on the comments to this post kthx. RUN AWAY IF YOU DO NOT WANT THE OHSOEXCELLENT MYSTERIES SPOILED
If you want to have fun discussing all the logical holes in it for the hour after it's over, I heartily recommend seeing it. There are also some good performances, but the real treat is all the stuff that makes no sense. Like, where the hell do all the farm animals poop in this tiny, tiny valley?
OMG MY CURRENT MUSIC IS THE BAD COLOR
Now if you'll excuse me, I've just taken my half-Ambien (more like a third because I can't bite them exactly in half, but eh), so I should brush my teefs and get me ready for bed.
Edit: Spoiler warning on the comments to this post kthx. RUN AWAY IF YOU DO NOT WANT THE OHSOEXCELLENT MYSTERIES SPOILED
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Date: 2004-08-09 10:27 am (UTC)Have you ever lived an Amish life, by chance? They don't necessarily have to crap in the water and ruin it. They likely dug outhouses and/or go in areas near--but not IN--the forest. For water, they can sit clean buckets out when it rains, among other solutions, and there honestly could be a well pump, in fact--if there's no reason to suspect there's one there, no one would catch on that the water shouldn't be as clean as it is, though true Amish people at the time were less hygienically concerned, hence all the diseases and such, and would have used contaminated water if it was their only option.
I'm assuming the paint came from pre-settlement, in preparation of the Current Time, and the post-settlement villagers had no reason to question any anachronisms. Considering the setting, it's possible, especially the cloaks, since dyes last a good long time if done properly. I personally thought the guy with glasses seemed a bit out of place [perhaps the style of his frames, mostly], but again, with no reason to question the glasses, there's no reason to be suspicious of them.
The headstones seemed a bit much, yes, likely an oversight on the part of the Continuity Police... that happens. It seems more to have been a fast way to show the audience that a young boy had died.
Also, there's no exact [correct] year given for the movie. Perhaps Pennsylvania had a clearance blowout on land after the U.S. dollar collapsed. :p Given the time when they had to have settled, you'd have to look into the price of land in the '70s--not today. When I thought about it, though, I did have to wonder about managing the entire affair, because there obviously would be someone in on the project working on the outside who would be managing investments and such to continue it as long as it needs to be, so the billions don't necessarily run out. Of course, considering it's superficially a wildlife preserve, it honestly could be a government business, funded by Sierra Club donations and all that, so the guards are all technically doing government work headed by the Walker Corporation.
And if any "Tom" wants to wander around in a huge expanse of basically woods... more power to him, but he'll get bored fast after not finding much of anything right off the bat. Want satellite pictures of the village inside the reserve? Fine, but are you really that bored? Again, it involves who is working on the outside, and how plainly uninteresting the village itself seems to outsiders.
All in all, you have to look at it as SCA folks trying to recreate a facade Amish village, free of outside influence. It can be done, even if not to absolute movie standards, and there are obviously going to be things they overlooked no matter how much thought they put into it. You'll note how often Edward Walker comments whether it was a good idea in the first place, questioning why they've put so much effort into running from their problems... it's plain that he's concerned about the little inconsistencies in their lives and how to deal with them.
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Date: 2004-08-09 12:13 pm (UTC)The oil torches are needed to provide light for us, you say? Bollocks. The oil torches serve an important 'plot' requirement of sorts, in that they form the spoooooooky and ominous border. They aren't needed to be there at the perimeter at all; we could easily have gone the entire movie without ever needing to see them. They're thrown in BILC (Because it looks cool), which is pathetic, and not cinematographically necessary.
Candle making is easy, you say? Bollocks again! Candles, in a society like this, have to be rendered from animal fats, a messy, smelly, noxious process that, before petrochemicals replaced it, proved expensive and time consuming. Candles are far too valuable to place willy-nilly all over the house and homes, they produce smoke and start fires, making them unwise to leave unattended, etc. This is why people carried a single candle with them to bed, saved tiny stumps of wax to keep using, and generally had to be in bed at dark until the invention of the electric light, which was seen as a huge boon to mankind as it effectively freed the species of the tyranny of darkness.
You ask if I've lived an Amish life; I counter by asking if you've ever lived on a farm, or in any place where, for that matter, one's water is obtained from the ground directly. If so you would know that enormous and elaborate precautions have to be taken to provide fresh drinking water from the earth, that buildings and communities have to be planned around uncontaminated sources of H2O, that true, usable wells capable of providing sizeable volumes of water are far, far too deep to be pumped by any means save mechanical.
For that matter, what planet do you hail from, where sizeable amounts of *rainwater* can be obtained seasonally in Pennsylvania, including during the height of, oh, I dunno, winter? Snow converts to drinking water at a ratio of 10:1, for those unfamiliar with the melting of ice. Snow on the ground would be horribly fouled with animal waste and soil, and hence completely undrinkable. Cisterns, a good idea but not present in the village that we see, would prove to be a source of easily contaminated water, feeding intestinal parasites and disease unless properly chlorinated or otherwise treated with a degree of ecological sophistication unpossessed by these rubes.
The problems with paint and supplies are, as I said, two-fold: first, a level of either unthinking stupidity on the part of the writers, or, secondly, a problem that any rational being trapped in this hellish, deceptive existence could use as evidence that they were currently interred in a very, very, low-tech version of the Matrix. While societies emphasizing stupidity and conformity are remarkably good at stifling dissent, there will always be the rogue individuals neither scared of spooooky monsters nor of the contempt of their neighbors. The ruling cabal of this village seems to lack the intellect or intestinal fortitude to truly put down any organized resistance; the best they can manage is to terrify the weak-minded, the inbred, and the children with boogeymen they've constructed out of Todd McFarlane's sketchbook.
While we're at it, there is that inbreeding issue. From the picture of the ruling council and information present in the movie about some people having had small families when they moved, etc, we can glean that the membership of the initial nutjob party was somewhere in the neighborhood of, oh, 20. This is far too small of a sample to form a sustainable, genetically intact community, as evidenced by the blind, mute (virtually, in the case of Lucius, and mentioned about the dead kid), and retarded members cropping up raipidly
as a result of their genetic concentration. Within a couple of additional generations we can expect them to all be drooling idiots soiling themselves in the dark.
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Date: 2004-08-09 12:35 pm (UTC)Besides such people, whose dedication to uncovering the conspiracies underlying sewage routing through major urban areas I heartily applaud, you have an array of investigative reporters, for whom this story would be a career maker, interested and angry locals, real-estate speculators, enviromental activists interested in the preserve, anti-environmental saboteurs interested in destroying it, vandals, punk kids looking for a place to screw, drunks, the homeless insane, police, local authorities both civic and county, etc, etc, etc. All of these people would have a keen interest in determining just what lies inside that boundary, which is quite conspicuously guarded, funded, and otherwise made all the more alluring.
The price of land in the 70s is irrelevant, and I'm curious as to when the dollar 'collapsed', exactly, to justify this expenditure. Moreover, if it had, the billionaire's fortune would not likely have survived either. If your refer to the dollar going off the metal standards, then you clearly weren't taught much about economics and misunderstand the exact nature of a currency-based economy, where the actual value of money is determined by acceptance of its value, rather than the arbitrary amount of gold or silver held by the treasury. Going off the metal standards in fact enabled the United States to rise to the pinnacle of global finance, and you would be hard pressed to find any modern, industrialized nation that does not in fact use such 'fake' money. The 70s were, for all their turmoil, a very mild distruption in the economic process of the nation, not comparable in scale or severity to the Reagan 80s, the great Depression, or earlier gold and speculatory crises.
At any rate, the land value at the time of purchase is, as I said, irrelvant. The value *today*, on which taxes must be paid, is all that is relevant. The 'preserve' is not a government managed institution as you insinuate, because that would put it under the surveillance of the Forest Service, the National Parks people, and other busybody agencies that have an imperative to, amongst other things, make money. Even the most 'preserved' of the national forests and parks allow various and sundry money making opportunies, including but not limited to, hunting, fishing, logging, mining, tourism, camping, and various vehicular rentals, assuming they do not sell large tracts of the land for real estate. In order to actually ensure privacy, the land is in fact privately owned. But this presents another problem, for routine assessment of private property is necessary and required for tax purposes. Assayers, surveyors, etc, would all be on the property at the least upon every major revision to the state tax code. California may not believe in propety taxes, but believe me, as a former resident of this state, Pennsylvania does.
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Date: 2004-08-09 12:36 pm (UTC)Walker's hypocrisy in saving the life of his daughter's boytoy over a seven year old dying of infection, or disease, or what have you, does not indicate a careful mind weighing consequences, it indicates nepotism. He is a cult leader, his followers are brainwashed sheep, and ultimately he deserved to hang from the nearest tree, dressed up in his froo-froo Halloween costume, after being castrated with a rusty spork.
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Date: 2004-08-10 06:52 am (UTC)Oy, even if I wanted to, that's too much to counter.
*goes back to watching Star Wars, the epitome of flawless screenwriting*
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Date: 2004-08-10 01:55 pm (UTC)