It's not fair that "I was too sad" is not a valid excuse for missing class.

[napoleonherself]

Had no intarweb last night.

Suck a great deal.

Am monster.

That is all. Notice that I have disabled comments; understand that I did so for a reason. If I have to read a bunch of jumping-to-patpat-me-all-better comments, I'll feel even more depressed.