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[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "So there's this guy a couple buildings over who lets his dog go out on his balcony... this being VERY against complex rules. The dog literally craps onto the patio of the people below, barking hysterically all the while. Thing is, the guy leaves his balcony door OPEN, so if you get near the dog runs back inside -- meaning that if we were to call the office and complain, when they came they would find no evidence whatsoever."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "So mecha snuck out onto our balcony while it was barking... and got pictures and video of the dog out there."
[cilbuP] Owner of Chris's eyebrows, Jenny says, "pwned."

Date: 2005-03-01 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com
Sadly this is the approach it seems we will have to be taking from now on. As, I suppose, MY word is only equal to that of a drunken violent redneck whore, and not, you know, to be taken more seriously.

*rolls eyes in frustration, plots bloody revenge*

Date: 2005-03-01 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jayrae.livejournal.com
You have no idea who I am and that's okay because I don't know you either. I just thought you might like to know that once upon a time, someone climbed onto my 2nd floor balcony and took a crap on it. To this day we have no idea how human fecal matter ended up out on our deck. True story.

Date: 2005-03-02 08:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] napoleonherself.livejournal.com
Maybe it wasn't human... maybe it was... aliens! Aliens that come to earth to... uh... crap on balconies.

...

Okay, so the theory needs work.

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