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[napoleonherself]

emsworth: [reading episode synopses of Everybody Loves Raymond] is beginning to feel strangely like looking at Chick tracts.
emsworth: Only this time, I want people to go to hell.

Comments

[nidoking.livejournal.com]

So... there's someone who doesn't want the people in the Chick tracts to go to hell too?

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

I want them all to shut up mostly.

The ones going on and on about how everything they don't like is a mortal sin, I'd like them to get hit by a bus. Twice.

[nidoking.livejournal.com]

Bus isn't enough. It has to be Bigfoot or one of those cars with spikes on its tires. Grind up their heads real good while you squash them!

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Bah, spikes with tires would tear up the road. You're not very civic-minded!

[nidoking.livejournal.com]

You're starting to sound like a Chick tract...

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Nonsense. Chick types would gladly burn down a hospital if they could find an obscure line in Leviticus saying that modern medicine was equivalent to sorcery.

Me, I just like a road surface that doesn't tear up my shocks.