damn you GAFF, stop eating my soul

[napoleonherself]

World's funniest Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction

Warning: bad words and sexual situations. But no, not quite like you're thinking. It's more that... um... well.

"You profane me with your lust!" Malik cried, shaking his fist at the refrigerator. "You, however," he said sexily to the blender, "Give me the jingles in my love kaleidoscope."

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[temaranight.livejournal.com]

Knowingly, the refrigerator spun it's inward fans, cooing to Yami and beaconing him to open it's doors

Oo..beaconing...right...sure it was..

And Bakura walks off AFTER the vaccum rips his willy off...riiiigghhhttt...

And Malik scoffs and storms off AFTER the blender rips HIS willy off...o.o

crawling and toiling his way across the desolate city of Domino. He took a short break for pizza

Umm..yhea..cause ya know all that crawling and toiling can make a person hungry

"What the fuck is going on?!" He yelled (that's how he lets people know he's home,)

Yhea...don't ya know I do the same thing when I get home? -.-

ok..I had to stop there..not only because I was laughing so hard it hurt but because I don't think I could stand to read anymore. Somebody please tell me this was supposed to be funny and that the writer wasn't serious 0.0

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have no doubt that it was supposed to be funny. One of the best tells is the theme of "character X walks in asking for a cup of sugar/some twine/whatever, and is horrified to discover character Y humping an appliance".

And then there's "But even he could not repair the damage, for the fax machine had already done its job. Somewhere far away, some poor bastard would receive that fax..."