damn you GAFF, stop eating my soul

[napoleonherself]

World's funniest Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction

Warning: bad words and sexual situations. But no, not quite like you're thinking. It's more that... um... well.

"You profane me with your lust!" Malik cried, shaking his fist at the refrigerator. "You, however," he said sexily to the blender, "Give me the jingles in my love kaleidoscope."

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[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have no doubt that it was supposed to be funny. One of the best tells is the theme of "character X walks in asking for a cup of sugar/some twine/whatever, and is horrified to discover character Y humping an appliance".

And then there's "But even he could not repair the damage, for the fax machine had already done its job. Somewhere far away, some poor bastard would receive that fax..."