Callout, yo

[napoleonherself]

Whoever responds to this first with something short (max about 40 characters), witty, preferably at least somewhat original, and non-profane gets to have that response be a comic tagline.

Yes, I seriously think that typing out this post is easier than just thinking one up myself.

Bonus for anyone who wants to be a tagline but doesn't make it in first: when I need another one I can just check back on this post as an easy source of 'em! Andwoo, I'm looking in your direction. 'Cause I keep losing track of where I stash the old ones.

I have memory problems. Who are you people again?

Comments

[darnn.livejournal.com]

We're gonna eat you for dinner, fuzzy.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Is that from something, or ?

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Ach-chum!

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

TOO LATE SUCKA

[wing-zero-ew.livejournal.com]

Ach-hum!

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Sounds German.

[darnn.livejournal.com]

Sam & Max comic.

[ohamsie.livejournal.com]

I heard these funny phrases from a brazilian on a message board that I frequent:

"THE GAME IS OVER MORONS
VENGEACY YOU EAT SLOW LIKE A HOT FOOD"

"Tears fall down in my keyboard"

"stick this penis in you fuck mom"

"the silly of the cut"

"MY FINGERS WANTS"

He is quite the character as you can imagine.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Man, what is it with Brazilians?



ow, my fingers. and eyes.

[emsworth.livejournal.com]

Love me like a pickle!

Semi-concussed Norwegians are usually trustworthy.

When soles are in torment, buy new shoes.

"A well performed autopsy is a joy forever."

Jam will never be the same again. (from gopher)

A modicum of dust layers the footstools.

In Soviet Russia, tagline reads YOU!

Tag tag tag, tag with the line!

Upholstery is a neglected art form.

Give a guy an inch and he'll want the rest of the ruler.

[ryl.livejournal.com]

Buy this free comic.