[personal profile] napoleonherself
So we saw Constantine at the second-run theater last night.

It wasn't as bad as I was hoping. It was actually pretty solidly mediocre, which meant I didn't get to be amused by the suckiness. Although it still had some plotholes big enough to drive a mid-sized truck through. It also has a guy hit by a speeding car for, as near as I can tell, NO REASON AT ALL. He's just walking along NOWHERE NEAR A ROAD, when BLAM, hello there car. Why was the car there? Who was driving it? Who knows? Not me.

Best part in terms of metamovie amusement: the theater monkeys turned the lights up midway through the credits, so we could barely see the after-credit scene. YES BRILLIANT

I don't get why everyone else adored the Satan character (judging from IMDB). His acting was, in the opinions of the four of us, far more annoying than anything Keanu Reeves could EVER achieve. Maybe we're just not the cool kids.

And now, fewd.

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