Since I just mentioned this on /crew...

[napoleonherself]

Man, this is turning into nothing but YPP. I should probably get Murdoch his own LJ, huh.

The Adventures Of Ursula, The Easily-Disgusted Girl:

[20:25:42] Ursula has come aboard.
[20:26:30] Ursula tells you, "what do i do exactly?"
[20:26:41] You told Ursula, "What is your mission for?"
[20:26:55] Ursula tells you, "i don't understand"
[20:27:11] Ursula tells you, "my mission? what dou mean?"
[20:27:34] You told Ursula, "You clicked a button to get on this ship, right? There should've been a paragraph to the left of the button saying sailing or bilging or carpenting."
[20:27:54] Ursula tells you, "ther should have?"
[20:28:03] You told Ursula, "Er, presumably."
[20:28:04] Ursula tells you, "i don't remember seing 1"
[20:28:14] You told Ursula, "To the right of your screen, does it have a 'Your Mission' box?"
[20:28:54] Ursula tells you, "it says click on an open sailing duty"
[20:29:36] Ursula tells you, "i guess thats wut i do? lol"
[20:29:36] You told Ursula, "Okay, then, sailing. Hold down the alt key on your keyboard and sailing stations should appear. You just click one of them and if you've never done that duty before you can read the help before actually trying it."
[20:29:55] Ursula tells you, "ok thanks...u were a great help"
[20:30:00] You told Ursula, "No problem."
[Ursula requests to be added to my Hearties list, which is basically the buddy list for YPP; I reject the request because, frankly, why the hell should I do otherwise]
[20:30:26] Ursula tells you, "why do u reject?"
[She sends another request; I reject this one too]
[20:30:39] You told Ursula, "'Cause I don't really know ye."
[20:30:55] Ursula tells you, "oh...ok....*craying*"
[20:30:55] Ursula tells you, "oh"
[20:31:04] Ursula tells you, "*cries*"
[20:31:48] Ursula tells you, "u don't like me do u?"
[20:31:54] You told Ursula, "I have no real opinion of you."
[20:32:02] Ursula tells you, "ugh!!!"
[20:32:09] Ursula tells you, "im disgusted"
[20:32:13] You told Ursula, "By?"
[20:32:18] Ursula tells you, "u"
[20:32:49] You told Ursula, "I'm sorry for being helpful to a stranger, then. Plainly in your world my being helpful to you also makes me obligated to you."
[20:32:55] You told Ursula, "I shall not make that mistake again."
[20:32:57] You have muted Ursula.

I actually kind of wish I hadn't muted her... she might've become quite amusing. But eh. Ignorance doesn't bother me, because all it really requires is an application of knowledge. Willful stupidity, however, requires a long dive out a high window. And occasionally a good /mute.

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[ryl.livejournal.com]

I'm going to my nearest Catholic church and asking the priests to say several Masses for the English language as she is spoke on the internet. "Craying?" Was she becoming a small crustacean? Is she in Louisiana? You can die real quick doing that there.