Here, have some spam subject lines.

[napoleonherself]

Someone should send these first two to Spamusement, if it still exists.






First of all, PFHAHAHAAAA

Second of all, update my what now? Are the 2009 models out already?

Comments

[apm.livejournal.com]

Updates are available for your Penis. Would you like to download and install them now?

[ryl.livejournal.com]

And as soon as you download the updates, you have to go to the website and download the patch for the one bit of code they forgot to fix.