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[napoleonherself]

I just saw Moulin Rouge. I SWEAR, that thing is two-thirds drug trip, one-third sweeping love story. And sometimes it seemed like it couldn't make up its mind which it wanted to be.

Does that mean it was a bad movie? Heck, no, it was great . How can a movie not rock when it involves an unconscious Argentinian falling through someone's ceiling?