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[napoleonherself]

http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=You_have_two_cows

1984: You have two cows. Your neighbor has two cows. Together you have five cows. One day someone comes and takes your cows. You have never had any cows. You love big brother.

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[maboo.livejournal.com]

You have two cows. They call you Elisa Day. The reason why you do not know. All beauty must die. You have no cows.

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Er... wouldn't it be that you don't know why they call you the Wild Rose, given that you know that Elisa Day is your name?

Now my brain's trying to twocows-ize that whole album...

[maboo.livejournal.com]

You're right of course - I realised a few hours after that I misremembered the song. Oops.

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

::BITE::

This one is you:

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

You have two cows.

For about two seconds.

Re: This one is you:

[steaksammich.livejournal.com]

And then they are steak!

Re: This one is you:

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Precisely!

[ryl.livejournal.com]

Arts program in university
You have two cows. In the morning, you listen to lectures on how people think cows are oppressed, how cows are portrayed in art, how many cows were slaughtered from prehistorical times to the post-modern era, what the cowists did during the Second Era of Cowism, and the way cows moo in various languages and the significance thereof. You go home and copy what others have written about their cows on the Internet for your term papers, and get jealous of your roommate who probably showers the profs with cows and gets A's all the time.

THEY'RE SPYING ON ME! How do they know what goes on in FWS?

[chellerbee83.livejournal.com]

i love it. especially because dyslexia is in the religion category. LOVE.

[emsworth.livejournal.com]

Agatha Christie: You have two cows. One cow might be blackmailing the other cow. Both cows are found dead on an island with five goats. The milkman narrator did it.

[maboo.livejournal.com]

Damn, that one's good.

ee cummings:

two cows in a pretty how town you have
with up floating so many cowbells down
spring summer autumn winter
cow sings your didn't cow milks your did

cows and moo both dong and ding
autumn winter spring summer
reaped their milking and went their came
stars rain sun

moo

n

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

That is very possibly the best one ever.