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[napoleonherself]

http://mrpalmguru.com/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=You_have_two_cows

1984: You have two cows. Your neighbor has two cows. Together you have five cows. One day someone comes and takes your cows. You have never had any cows. You love big brother.

Comments

[napoleonherself.livejournal.com]

Er... wouldn't it be that you don't know why they call you the Wild Rose, given that you know that Elisa Day is your name?

Now my brain's trying to twocows-ize that whole album...

[maboo.livejournal.com]

You're right of course - I realised a few hours after that I misremembered the song. Oops.