hello friends

There are a bunch of assholes on campus with signs saying things like 'FAGS BURN IN HELL'. I have just made my own sign, and will soon be joining them.

If I never return, it is because these fine, upstanding Christian individuals killed me for daring to disagree with them and their loving, benevolent god.

Edit: Okay, so mecha changed my mind and I'm not going. Apparently it isn't worth it since these are just guys who do this almost professionally, swooping by once a year to protest until they're kicked out of town again. Still. Assholes. Grr.

I think I should look into making me a black armband now. I actually have some black twill lying around, and I'm not sure what black armbands tend to be made of but dammit, how can I resist? This country is dead to me, and I must mourn it. I had such hope.

Feel free to tell me not to complain. You've every right to say that you think I shouldn't. And I have every right to go ahead and do so anyway. for now

NO MORE YEARS

Y'know, before we helpful stewards of the earth came along and started clear-cutting forests, those things just BURNED TO THE GROUND 'bout EVERY other day.

Mmmhmm. We have to cut them down or they'll burn. Yep. That's just how it is.

Also funny is when Bush said Kerry was too spendhappy, and thus not a good choice for President. Um. Hello, pot. Need a mirror to check your color, there?

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