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napoleonherselfName: Jennybork
Birthdate: 5/27/1981
Birthplace: Fairbanks, Alaska.
Location: Brea, California.
Eye Color: Today they are solidly in the realm of blue-green.
Hair Color (Natural): Brown.
Hair Color (current): Also brown, with still some blonde on the one bit because it hasn't finished growing out.
Righty or Lefty: SOUFPAW
Zodiac Sign: Gemimimimimimini.
Innie or Outtie: ...does it matter?... innie.
// series two - describe
Your heritage: English, French, German, Danish, Irish, Scottish, I think a couple other flavors of European, and just a wee smidge of Native American.
The shoes you wore today: BIG BLACK BOOTS
Hair: Yes, I have some. Oh, right, describe. Ponytail. As usual.
Eyes: Shrunk greatly when viewed through glasses. As usual.
Weakness: TOES Wait, that's Vickie's. I lied.
Peeves: Drivers who don't signal when changing lanes. WE SORT OF DON'T KNOW THAT THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING UNLESS YOU, OH, SEND A SIGNAL TO US ABOUT IT, SEEING AS WE HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO BESIDES WATCH YOU CONSTANTLY IN ORDER TO ALWAYS ANTICIPATE YOUR NEXT MOVE -- YOU ARE JUST NOT THAT IMPORTANT
...yes, I spend way too much time obsessing over this.
Your perfect pizza: arghargahrghghargh
One thing you'd like to achieve: Going a week without being insanely depressed would be nice.
// series three - what is
Your thoughts first waking up: zzzzzzmmphgmbleah
Your best physical feature: I have one?
Your bedtime: 11ish, midnightish.
your greatest fear: EVERYTHING POKEY
Your greatest accomplishment: Cheese?
Your most missed memory: More cheese?
// series four - you prefer
Soda: I'm not really a soda drinker. But I used to be addicted to Mountain Dew and Sierra Mist, and I rather like Vanilla Coke.
Sammich: KOSHER BALONEY
Single or group dates: Da... tes?
Shoes: booooooooooooots
Tea: Lemon, or Gen Mai Cha (popped rice and corn in with green tea, yummy yum). Loose leaf only, of course.
Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Hot drink: Tea?
Boxers or briefs? BRIEF BOXERS -- PEOPLE WHO PUT THINGS IN BOXES AND ARE SHORT
// series five - do you
Smoke: Ewwwwwwww, no.
Cuss: Sometimes, to myself.
Sing well: Definitely not.
Take a shower everyday: Nope.
Have a crush(es): Crush? Pah.
Do you think you've been in love: Yes.
Want to go to college: NO. But I'm sort of stuck with it. So eh.
Liked high school: "Do you liked high school?" What kind of question is this?
Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: I TYPE WITH MY FINGERS ON THE LEFT KEYS
Believe in yourself: Nope.
Get motion sickness: Sometimes.
Think you're attractive: Most definitely not.
Think you're a health freak: Newp.
Get along with your parents: Mom, mostly, though less lately than was once true. Dad, no.
Like thunderstorms: Yep!
Play an instrument: A KEYBOARD
IT SAYS "DELL" ON IT
AND IS BLACK
series six - in the past month, did/have you
Drank alcohol: No.
Smoke(d): No.
Done a drug: EXCEDRIN POKEY
Have Sex: No.
Made Out: No.
Go on a date: No.
Go to the mall? Well, I transfer buses in the mall parking lot...
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No.
Eaten sushi: No.
Been on stage: No.
Been dumped: Not that I'm aware of. *glances quickly to right and left*
Gone skating: No.
Made homemade cookies: No.
Been in love: Yeth.
Gone skinny dipping: No.
Stolen anything: this month? I STOLE A NUTTY INDUSTRIES WARMTH SHEATH FROM A STARVING ORPHAN
// series seven - have you ever
Played a game that required removal of clothing? Trivia strip poker via IMs.
If so, was it mixed company: Me and some guy. He obviously wanted to use it as a vehicle for other things. I played it till the end, then cheerfully bopped away. ME BE EVIL TO STUPIDS
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: No.
Been caught ''Doing Something''? No.
Been called a tease: Not that I recall.
Gotten beaten up: No.
Shoplifted: WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS ASK yes.
If so, did you get caught: Not really. I proudly told mommy about the good job I had done getting free candy (remember, I was FIVE), but the store people never knew.
Changed who you were to fit in: All the time. Because who I really am is a scared insecure depressing moron, and nobody wants to be around one of those.
// series eight - the future
Age you hope to be married: PI
Numbers and Names of Children: None.
How do you want to die?: Painlessly?
Where you want to go to college: I don't get a terrible lot of a choice, really.
What do you want to be when you grow up: Less stupid and scared.
What country would you most like to visit: Brainania.
// series nine - opposite sex (or the same?)
Best eye color? Something unusual like green or very very very dark brown.
Best hair color? Dark!
Short or long hair? Short to medium.
Best articles of clothing: Ones that are comfortable.
first date location: "Da... te"?
Best first kiss location: ON THE SPLEEN
// series ten - number of
Number of girls you have made out with: None.
Number of girlfriends you've had: Um, 0.
Number of boys I have kissed: Depends. Who are you?
Number of boys you have made out with: 0.
Number of boyfriends you've had: 2.
Number of drugs taken illegally: None.
Number of people I could trust with my life: Depends. Who ARE you?
Number of CDs that I own: I don't know, I don't even know who you a... k, I'll stop. 100ish.
Number of MP3s in your collection: A BUNCH.
Number of piercings: Two in each ear, but I'm letting them close up.
Number of scars on my body: 6 that I can think of off the top of my head... three from surgery, one from being attacked by a tree, one from slicing myself open on a rat cage I was making, and one from when I gashed my finger open on the glass from a picture frame. The tip of my left index finger is still a mass of scar tissue from that, and I was about seven at the time.
Number of things in my past that I regret: Ever so very many.
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Date: 2002-11-21 03:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-11-21 04:48 pm (UTC)I also want one that expresses something like "You have somewhere to be today? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE. Quit lane-hopping, quit tailgating, and wait your turn". Same problem there, though.
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Date: 2002-11-21 05:22 pm (UTC)*said harpoon will also conveniently toss the offender over to the shoulder when the damage is done, thus reducing the danger to other drivers. Because I'm thoughty like that.
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Date: 2002-11-21 06:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-11-21 06:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-11-21 06:32 pm (UTC)While it is true that I occasionally indulge in TOES, I can't say that it is TOES TOES TOES TOES WANT TOES NOW
>Your best physical feature: I have one?
TOES
Otherwise, youre hair is very nice. Haven't seen that much of the rest of you to say a lot about anything else.
>Your greatest accomplishment: Cheese?
TOES
>Sing well: Definitely not.
THIS MUST BE DECIDED BY A PANEL OF JUDGES COMPOSED OF ME
>Have a crush(es): Crush? Pah.
CRSUSH ALL HU-MANS
>Think you're attractive: Most definitely not.
IT IS A MISTAKE POKEY
>Played a game that required removal of clothing? Trivia strip poker via IMs.
If so, was it mixed company: Me and some guy. He obviously wanted to use it as a vehicle for other things. I played it till the end, then cheerfully bopped away. ME BE EVIL TO STUPIDS
Did the person lose on purpose at any point?
>Been caught ''Doing Something''? No.
I have once been caught... Dong Homework. The horror.
>Been called a tease: Not that I recall.
MANY TIMES YOU HAVE TOSEN ME WITH THE POSSIBILITY OF TOES
>Changed who you were to fit in: All the time. Because who I really am is a scared insecure depressing moron, and nobody wants to be around one of those.
Now, this just isn't true. Not the first (you're not depressing, and you're certainly not a moron), definitely not this first, and even if the first were, then not the second.
>Numbers and Names of Children: None.
NUMBER YOUR SCHILDREN PI, TWO PI, THREE PI, ETC. PI
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Date: 2002-11-22 07:23 am (UTC)>
> THIS MUST BE DECIDED BY A PANEL OF JUDGES COMPOSED OF ME
No. :P
>> Think you're attractive: Most definitely not.
>
> IT IS A MISTAKE POKEY
NO IT IS NOT
>> Played a game that required removal of clothing? Trivia strip poker via IMs.
>> If so, was it mixed company: Me and some guy. He obviously
>> wanted to use it as a vehicle for other things. I played it
>> till the end, then cheerfully bopped away. ME BE EVIL TO STUPIDS
>
> Did the person lose on purpose at any point?
I think so, yeah. Considering I got exactly one question wrong and lost one sock, and he supposedly wound up having to take everything off. And at the end he said something like "well, you've got me naked now, what would you like to do with me?" and my response was "to thank you for a nice game, and to say goodnight!" Ahh, ebil.
>> Been called a tease: Not that I recall.
>
> MANY TIMES YOU HAVE TOSEN ME WITH THE POSSIBILITY OF TOES
TOSEN
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Date: 2002-11-22 08:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-11-23 11:20 am (UTC)In what way?
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Date: 2002-11-24 05:35 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-11-24 07:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-11-24 10:58 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-11-22 03:43 pm (UTC)>>
>> IT IS A MISTAKE POKEY
>
>NO IT IS NOT
YES IT IS
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, IT IS WRONG TO WIN ARGUMENTS BY STEALING MY EYES
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Date: 2002-11-22 06:25 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-11-23 08:47 am (UTC)Well, at any rate, I'll go on asserting that you're pretty, and there's nothing you can do about it (yes there is).
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Date: 2002-11-23 10:48 am (UTC)Re: fdfd
Date: 2002-11-23 11:19 am (UTC)However, strange as it may sound, asserting that you're pretty is actually more important to me than TOES.
I woulnd't do it if you actually get angry at me or anything, but I can live without TOES. (LIKE VAMPIRES CAN LIVE WITHOUT HUMAN BLOOD)
Re: fdfd
Date: 2002-11-23 11:29 am (UTC)Re: fdfd
Date: 2002-11-23 08:18 pm (UTC)THE AMRICAN IS 'TOES', BUT BLUE, WHITE AND RED TOESNAILS ARE IMPLIED
Re: fdfd
Date: 2002-11-23 09:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-11-22 02:00 am (UTC)s'oky :) I teefed it myself.